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Owner's manual

An owner’s manual for a person, written in the stars and numbers

How you think, what calms you, how you love and argue, what charges you and where you tend to break down. Nine cards in plain words — about you, the two of you or your child.

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Free, in a minute. On the website: no sign-up, no Telegram.

Cover of the album "A manual for Emily"

How it works

  1. 1

    Your date of birth

    Enter your date — on the website or in the Telegram bot. Time and city if you know them: without them we simply skip what depends on them.

  2. 2

    A mini-portrait

    Instant and free: your Sun and Moon signs, consciousness number and life path — a few precise lines about you.

  3. 3

    An album of 9 cards

    Order a manual for you, for the two of you or for your child — the album arrives in the chat within a few minutes.

What a manual looks like

Real albums made for fictional people. Swipe through the cards.

Example for a fictional Emily, Gemini

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Example for a fictional couple, James and Sophie

1 / 9

Example for a fictional Max, 7, Taurus

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Why you can trust it

Three manuals

A manual for you

About you: your birth chart and the numerology of your date.

  • a passport: how you decide, what is inside, your weak spot
  • how you think, love and argue
  • what charges and drains you
  • common "faults" and how to fix them
  • a "How to get along" memo for the people close to you

1.99 €Launch price for the first buyers

or with Telegram Stars, right in the chat: 100 ⭐

A manual for us

About your couple: two charts, contact by contact.

  • a couple passport: how it started, where it sparks, what holds
  • what drew you together and where it is easy
  • where it rubs — and a "bridge" between you
  • how each of you loves and how to argue
  • a "Rules for the two of us" memo

2.99 €Launch price for the first buyers

or with Telegram Stars, right in the chat: 150 ⭐

A manual for your child

For parents: about a child under 18 — gently, with no diagnoses.

  • at a glance: how they explore, what calms them, what lights them up
  • rhythm and energy, how they learn
  • how they show feelings and where it will be hard
  • what to let them try and how to agree on things
  • a "How to get along" memo for grandparents, nannies and teachers

1.99 €Launch price for the first buyers

or with Telegram Stars, right in the chat: 100 ⭐

"A manual for you" and "A manual for us" are for adults (18+).

Questions

Is this a prediction of the future?

No. Charts and numbers describe tendencies: how you think, feel and argue. What you do with that is up to you.

Why is there no compatibility percentage?

Because there is no honest way to calculate one: any figure rests on made-up weights. We describe how your couple works and show what each conclusion is based on.

I don't know my time of birth.

That's fine. Without it we skip the Ascendant and houses, and name the Moon sign only if it did not change that day. Everything else does not depend on the time.

And if I don't know the city?

You can skip it too. Then the time zone is unknown and we do not guess what depends on it — we simply leave it out.

Do you analyse names?

No. Numerology uses the date of birth only. Your name is just how the cards address you.

Who writes the text?

A program does the calculation from astronomical data, an AI helps write the text from that calculation. Every fact on the cards is checked against the calculation automatically before the album is sent.

How is this different from asking ChatGPT?

ChatGPT does not calculate a chart, it recalls similar texts: it often guesses the position of the Moon, the Ascendant and the houses — and gets them wrong, especially if the Moon changed sign that day or summer time applied. We calculate the chart from the NASA JPL ephemeris with the historical time zone of your city, invent nothing when the time or city is unknown, and check every fact in the text against the calculation automatically. And there is nothing to prompt: in minutes you get a finished album of 9 cards, each conclusion showing what it rests on.

Do I need my partner's consent?

It is better if they know. Only the date of birth is needed; time, city and name are optional.

What is in a manual for a child — and what isn't?

Hints for parents: rhythm and energy, what calms your child, how they learn, how to agree on things. There are no diagnoses, no labels like "a difficult child", no predictions of a career or fate and no "boys are / girls are" stereotypes. These are observations to check against your own child — not a replacement for a doctor or a psychologist.

Who can order a manual for a child?

A parent or another legal guardian, for a child under 18. The text follows the age: we write differently about a toddler and a teenager. Only the date of birth is needed; time, city, name and gender are optional.

Why are the manuals for you and for us 18+ only?

They talk about love, partners and arguments — not for children. So we do not write them for a child's date and offer "A manual for your child" instead.

Can I order without Telegram?

Yes. You can get the free mini-portrait right on the website, with no sign-up. Order there too and pay by card, Apple Pay, Google Pay or PayPal: in a few minutes the album appears on your page and arrives by email with all the cards attached.

Start with a free mini-portrait

One minute, and you will see how we write about you. On the website or in Telegram.

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